“I can’t breathe! There is no oxygen in my office.”
“Racoon latrines in my attic?”
“Someone is trying to kill me! Camera pics show flying saucers circling around my home at night.”
“A co-worker is trying to poison everyone in the office.”
“My neighbor complained about my grass growing into his yard. He attacked my with a chain saw. I entered my house as he was screaming at me. He has since been directing ultrasound at my house to drive me crazy. Can you do something to prove the low sound waves?”
“I returned home from traveling abroad. Much to my shock, my living room had collapsed due to water damage from leaking pipes on the second story. Water, water, everywhere. As I entered my apartment, a racoon attacked.”
“I smelled urine in the vents, and a snake slithered out of the air supply vents.”